I entered the drawing room and saw Holmes bent over his phone, typing with his thumbs.
Did you know, Watson, Holmes said without looking up, did you know that Moriarty has set up his account so that all his toots auto-delete after one week? So why is it that this one toot is still there? Most remarkable.
Moriarty has a Mastodon account?
Yes l, of course he has, Holmes said, don't you see how it all fits together? Holmes remained silent for the rest of the evening, busy typing on his phone.
You'll get RSI if you don't take a break, Holmes, I said. He did not reply.
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