Mastodawn

(with apologies to Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear & ... etc)

Need some nonsense to start the week with ? Try this:

It's Monday again - time for Monday Moonshine!

THE EMBARRASSING EPISODE OF LITTLE MISS MUFFET
by American humorist & poet GUY WETMORE CARRYL

It's Monday morning ..... time for some Monday Moonshine ?

The elephant is a graceful bird;
It flits from twig to twig,
It builds its nest in a rhubarb tree
And whistles like a pig.

(Anon)