Christopher TurnerLaying in supplies in anticipation of a deep freeze like I'm Laura Ingalls Wilder in 1875, living on a lonely homestead and not, y'know, two blocks from a grocery store. #latemiddleage
Trying to position my heating pad so I look attractive. #latemiddleage
Yeah, I'm wearing a mask on the CTA. After two colds this year, heck if I'm gonna get another. #latemiddleage
Dudula the DudThere comes a time in a man's life that getting an erection is akin to raising the dead, and about as likely.