Teslan KierinhawkThe Core Strengths of Pumpkin
Pumpkin – Hey listen, you’ve gotta stop it with this “Pumpkin Spice/Flavor” thing you’re doing. You’re in everything now, even Oreos, that is just too much and I just found out someone is trying to make a beer with you. Pumpkin, you need to focus on your five core strengths.
First off you can become a vegetable side dish at the same time that your seeds transform into a tasty snack.
Fourthly – YOU’RE A PIE!!!!!!! – Nuff said.
Fifth and lastly – You’re an object of terror! The Headless horseman didn’t grab a Watermelon or Zucchini to replace his lost head. NO, he uses a Pumpkin that is on FIRE. Embrace the awesomeness that is that.