“Is everyone paying attention to me,” I ask.

Wait a second.

“No one is paying attention to me,” I say to myself 6 inches from my children.

#joysofparenting #ghostdad

The #JoysOfParenting. I've got a five year old who's decided she's going to choose this exact moment to defy my instructions, refusing to get dressed for bed etc etc.

Meanwhile my toddler is in his cot and is absolutely screaming the house down.

And I'm here solo, after a full day of work. Yay for my piss-poor life choices I guess?

Husband & Small Boy are emptying the dishwasher and bickering
H: No, that doesn’t go in there, it goes in that drawer
SB: But it fits
H: And those don’t go in that cupboard either
SB: But they fit
H: Your head fits in the toilet but I don’t try and put it in there, do I?

#FatherAndSon #JoysOfParenting

It's a day that ends in Y, so naturally one of my two kids is sick.

#JoysOfParenting