Joe Poe 🃏Forgetfulness is slimming in a house with stairs
My lazy man’s book of etiquette says, “if they want fancy, they should say fancy.”
This ‘Pizza On Earth” shirt that I’m wearing doesn’t manifest pizza the way I thought it would…or world peace.
I love that when I typed“pie for,” my phone suggests “breakfast.” When I tried to recreate it for a screen shot, it changed to “dinner.” My phone knows me so well!
where do you put the overflow
when you are full of snark?
I’m sorry, 2023, but I’d like to date some other years before any sort of commitment
Ok, I am getting up, but if I don’t like it, I am going back to bed.
Repeating your mistakes to be sure, that’s just good science!
Life is better with a ginger chew in your pocket