John Roberts just joined with the liberal justices to allow states (including mine) to count late-arriving vote-by-mail ballots, and also the Court let E. Jean Carroll's $5 million judgment against Trump stand, so today #IHopeJohnRoberts doesn't notice the dead rat (the fourth? fifth?) lying on his doormat as he leaves for work this morning, and so has a better day than he otherwise would have had. https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-mailed-ballots-trump-elections-5f24f718ea92a33838485ce6302e079e
Supreme Court rules late-arriving ballots can be counted, a Trump loss

The Supreme Court is rejecting a Republican-led attack on state laws that allow the counting of late-arriving mail ballots, a target of President Donald Trump. Monday's 5-4 decision leaves in place laws in more than half the states and the District of Columbia that permit mailed ballots to arrive and be counted days after an election, provided they're postmarked by Election Day. The outcome spares officials the headache of changing ballot rules just months before the 2026 midterm congressional elections. The legal challenge was part of the Republican president's broader attack on most mail balloting, which he says breeds fraud despite strong evidence to the contrary and years of experience in numerous states.

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RE: https://c.im/@msbellows/116829149758044542

Daily affirmations gone to a daily curse from @msbellows I felt great knowing a daily post is *here* from a real antifa with a law degree. If you look at his posts and replies it’s great. Now I don’t miss the tag he is starting to share with his daily curses on John Roberts. Chief Justice of the Supreme Court who controls and joins despicable majority opinions. #ihopejohnroberts

Today I hope someone tells John Roberts that his absent wife has opened an account on some new social media thing called Mastodon and they send him a link and he opens it but the post makes no sense because it's just something about a goose adding value and he's not sure why her account isn't @JaneRoberts but rather @SullivanIsFinallyAwake, and also what the heck is kolektiva.social? #IHopeJohnRoberts
Today I hope the tape on John Roberts' home telephone answering machine breaks and he's worried he'll miss his wife's call even though she's been incommunicado for about a month, so he spends three hours today visiting store after store in an Uber (because his license hasn't been restored yet) unable to find those little plastic micro cassettes and he wonders what other people do when their answering machine tapes break and thinking maybe, I don't know, some sort of digital alternative might be a cool new invention, and then he realizes that she might have called while he was out looking and he wouldn't know, and he's trying to understand why his life just sucks so much because he's been a good man, hasn't he, God, hasn't he been a good man? #IHopeJohnRoberts
Today #IHopeJohnRoberts left his downstairs windows open overnight so that when the gardener showed up early this morning and sprayed the hell out of his lawn with Roundup, clouds of the pesticide drifted into the house where Roberts breathed it in his sleep and could smell it as he had his coffee, knowing that because of his decision yesterday there's not a goddamn thing he can do about it.
Today's curse on John Roberts is that he awoke at 4:00 a.m., just bolted full awake, with the realization that never, not once, did he attend any of his children's grade school functions like parent teacher conferences or those really boring grade school choir concerts that never seem to end because every single class has to get their turn, supposedly because his work was "too important," and then lay there until 7:00 wondering whether maybe that's part of the reason they barely speak to him any more.
#IHopeJohnRoberts
I hope John Roberts' favorite restaurant closes.
#IHopeJohnRoberts
I hope John Roberts gets a herpes sore on his lip. #IHopeJohnRoberts
Last night #IHopeJohnRoberts dreamed he was a Black congressman in Alabama watching his district get gerrymandered out from under him, and that he woke up this morning in a cold sweat, having peed himself a little.
I hope none of John Roberts' children call him for #FathersDay today, and he's finally starting to understand why. #IHopeJohnRoberts