Mastodawn

)}]Mar 29, 2025

"Fully Y2K compatible!

You can safely ignore all of the horror stories of your vibrators suddenly shutting off on January 1st, 2000. With the iBrator you can usher in the new millennium with multiple, quivering orgasms"

"Now, with the power of USB you can connect up to 127 different iBrators for a sweaty, gang-banging marathon!
Plus, the iBrator draws power directly from your USB port - no more recharging!"

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Petrus Hilarius Mar 29, 2025

@buttplugio When Apple had the iMac in all those rainbow colors there was an "iBrator" spoof that sadly I cannot find anymore on the modern web. It was advertising USB-controlled vibrators in 5 tasty colors that could be daisy chained. I guess this was 1999? Anyone still have a reference to that? #apple #ibrator #usb #1999