Mastodawn

The USS Gerald R. Ford is retreating from the Persian Gulf... because of a "laundry fire"?

Uh, what?

I can only think of two possible explanations, neither of which is making the US Navy look particularly competent:

1. The fire suppression systems on this thing are a joke.

2. The Iranians actually managed to whack it with a bunch of drones.

A stiff drink is recommended

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