The older I get, the more I find golf a red flag.

I'm not entirely sold on the Volkswagen Golf, either, though technically it was named for the wind and not the official sport of uptight dullards.

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Golf will never be anything to me but an immense, flapping red flag, billowing its warning messages to the world below. A thoroughly vile habit.

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