*kicks down orphanage door*

"Small Humans! I Am Your Auxiliary Fae Matriarch! Your Plight Has Been Deemed Worthy & Capable Of Improvement!"

"Wat?"

"…I Am Here To… *squinting at notes* Save, You. Please Get In The Cart, There Is Candy."

*offscreen facepalm from rest of party*


#heroforge #fantasy #planescape #glitchling