James M. WoodwardIn the future, if you happen to have forgotten to order your EclipseGlasses™ ahead of time and can't find a pair anywhere, don't fret!
Just reach for a #floppy disk, disassemble it and look through the magnetic media, it works great for the purpose.
Bonus: If photographed correctly, it will also look like the disk is screaming (probably because it was dismembered).