Making progress, at least. I could make it word-wrap, but that's not authentic and often not wanted. As always with fonts, fuck fonts, impossible to get reasonable sizing for anything, so best guess.

#xcode #fuckXcode #macos #nightvale

I was making a little Mac app wrapper for talking to teletype games. Fucking Xcode.

What does this ViewBridge error mean? I found a few forums where nobody knows, it's just some shit Apple does.

Obvs all my code in this is Objective-C & XIB interface, Swift is C++ with worse syntax, and hilariously not swift.

#xcode #fuckXcode #apple #macos

Xcode is usable enough with trackpad, full-screened. I don't *LIKE* Xcode, but it's nice to be able to ship stuff.
#apple #Xcode #fuckxcode

Oh sweet Cthulhu it's typing ahead of me, how do I disable this shit, too?

This is no shit a thing I did every day when I worked with Xcode routinely.
#xcode #fuckxcode

@tewha I can't remember the keybind exactly, but if you ⌘F to find it's ⌘E to replace, or some such? Or did they break that?

Any Obj-C I write now, I do in Vim and just use Xcode to build/debug/run, I got tired of the editor being shit.
#fuckxcode

Doing indie dev is low-profit (often none), unseen, and kind of pointless.

But I can use whatever tools I like. I can live on my own schedule. And I don't have to care about app stores.

Every time I see someone struggle with Swift or Xcode or iTunes Connect or Testflight, I just laugh and laugh. You let Apple do this to you. You hand-up-your-ass muppet.

I don't see a lot of Windows or Android peons, they live in darkness and shame, but their tools are even worse.

#fuckxcode

@octothorpe We lost EVERYTHING.

I was very productive on Solaris as well, but that was for web dev & hosting, not desktop GUI. Java a bit later, and on SUN Java Desktop Linux, was super productive for GUI.

NeXTstep and Mac OS X up to Lion? Were def faster for GUIs than anything else. I could make a nice prototype in IB, start wiring it up and fixing layout in code, be done in very little time.

Modern Xcode sucks ass for dev. Java's hard to deploy*. Web tech's all we got left!
#fuckxcode

Opened an old project in Xcode. 15 minutes later, it's still trying to launch a simulator.
Indexing.
Attaching.
Indexing Open Quickly (ha ha ha ha ha!)

#fuckxcode

Swift @Test may bring it up to where Objective-C testing was in 2001.

"Swift is the new C++". Yes. That's not a compliment, Apple.

"SwiftUI is the best way…" No. It's such a fucking fiasco. Write your UI in code, or with IB. Goddamn I miss IB for prototyping.

"SwiftUI is used in Pages, Music, and Xcode!" Dude. Do you listen to yourself?

#apple #wwdc #fuckxcode

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