Brian JopekMar 10
No, you silly, stupid sonofabitch my oldest son, killed in action in Iraq nearly 20 years ago when the uparmored Humvee he was the gunner for was hit with an improvised explosive device, is actually still quite dead and not doing any type of “walking around” with or without legs. 😳
#Douchecanoe
Show threadStephen Elliott~BuckleySep 3, 2025

@newslitproject

The key is deflection and focusing on intent.

No one cares about your intent, unless you wish to equivocate about your apology itself.

"Today I know I did something that looked like a deliberate collection of the child's souvenir.

"This was not my intention, but it doesn't change the fact I hurt the boy and disappointed the fans.”

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/piotr-szczerek-polish-ceo-us-open-child-hat-b2817864.html

Total #douchecanoe

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Who is Piotr Szczerek? Polish CEO issues grovelling apology for snatching tennis star’s hat from child fan at US Open

The businessman sparked fury online after he was filmed taking a cap signed by tennis star Kamil Majchrzak from a young boy

The Independent
Show threadC.Aug 15, 2025

@chaotin

Poster: "You wouldn't download a fully-laden douchecanoe."

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Brian JopekDec 5, 2024
Hey, Pete Hegseth.
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Show threadJen SantarelliSep 15, 2024
@tantramar That too! I also have a particular disdain for the phrase “mouth-feel” when talking about food texture. 🤢 #douchecanoe
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