"I don't know why people go to project.com instead of rando.pirate.site.xxx/~ripuoff/ which is obviously the real home site of project!"
#subtoot #dontusewindows

Pay attention now, because I'm going to tell you the magic bullet for how to prevent your company from ever being forced to pay off a #ransomware attack to survive:
1) Hire good #infosec people.
2) Do what they tell you.
Not doing it for you? Ok, here's another option:
1) immutable backups
2) that you test regularly
Still not vibing? Ok, here's another option that'll reduce your risk by about 99%:
1) #DontUseWindows
2) mandatory strong #2FA
#ThisIsntComplicated