Mastodawn

"Over the weeks there are horrible gruesome cutely done murders" #dndOutOfContext

"You're asking me a lot of questions for a man with more mules than meat."

Sam Reich is standing in for the tree in initiative.

Question of the day, would regenerate delete bellybutton, or grow umbilical cord?
#DNDOutOfContext

"What do you have there?"

"A humanoid skeleton!"

"No!"

"You can tell it's a wizard tower, because the middle fell off. Just the middle."

"I'm the DM, I do the evil laugh, not you."

"Not with that attitude."

"D&D is 75% references to other things by volume, and this episode is 50% shenanigannary."

"That's over 100%."

"You're right."

"I feel like blackmailing your god is usually frowned upon."

"I'm not an actor, so I can say 'Macbeth' as much as I want! Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth!"

"A Scottish lord materializes in the mirror."

"Wrong urban legend!"