Wizard's Respite
OrcusdorkusAnother fab Bud Explains D&D lore video. 🤘🏻😊
Rain DogEilistraee, the Realms' goddess of Mary Sue OCs.
Although dragons canonically no longer venerate Bahumat or Tiamat, they remain powerful deities due to dragonborn PCs and really hot art of Tiamat with huge Larry Elmore hair. #DnDLore
"characters don't [simply stand on the bottom of a Spelljammer gravity plane] because they enjoy being right-side-up"
um, I have problems reconciling this with settings featuring gnomes and cat-people. #DnDLore
"Elminster has a hideout here" because of course he does, #DnDLore video. I'm basically required to degenerate into incoherent hatred for how the kindly old archemage enjoys Mary Sue powers that Lestat couldn't imagine while brainstorming them with Elric, Rey and Paul Mua'dib.
Apparently #DnDLore is that meazels cut a bargain with an unseen power to save them from a plague but unlike the Death Guard they wound up being scrawny shiv and garotte wielders with elaborate pompadours rather than lumbering armor-bound hulks.
so uh... minotaurs canonically start out as anti-authority cults and quickly become... uh... misogynistic hierarchical slavers thanks to the influence of... um... Chaotic evil? #DnDLore
#DnDLore video: so now let's get to what the Monster Manual doesn't tell you about minotaurs
me: mix the best mimosas, says here in my "Pride and Poolboys" Monster Manual
#DnDLore video: "Deep in dungeons far from humanity [minotaurs] enslave, they slaughter but more than anything they fight!"
me: more than anything they look HELLA COOL.
#DnDLore video: and that is why slaads are so aggressive. They need other species to reproduce.
me: a love-starved race, they gotta reproduce with earth men! They need to reproduce WITH JACKIE COOGAN. They need to reproduce WITH SONNY TUFTS.