🧞 Disney Renaissance: Day 4 — Aladdin
“When the lamp becomes the algorithm, and the wish becomes us.”

A dazzling, conflicted parable about power, servitude, and the grace of letting go — from Orientalism to AI, Genie to gig worker, myth to machine.

🎵 Friend Like Me | 🍷 Sweet mint tea or a splash of Shiraz

Read on Substack → https://wittgensteinsmonster.substack.com/p/aladdin-the-wish-the-will-and-the

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🧞 Aladdin: The Wish, The Will, and the Web

When the lamp becomes the algorithm, and the wish becomes us.

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Beauty and the Beast — Five for Five

Part 3 of my Disney Renaissance Rewatch is live.

This one’s about masculinity, mental health, love, and learning to be seen.

If you don’t like it, sue me.
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https://wittgensteinsmonster.substack.com/p/beauty-and-the-beast-five-for-five
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🕯️ Beauty and the Beast: Five for Five

Disney Renaissance Rewatch, Part 3 – From the Eyes of a 30-Something Man Still Waiting on a Text

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Just wrapped The Rescuers Down Under and… it ain’t it.

First 20 minutes feel like an epilogue to a movie I never saw. It picks up with the albatross, but never really soars.

White savior narrative. Confused tone. Wasted opportunity.

★★☆☆☆
Short review on Letterboxd:
👉 https://letterboxd.com/jecmoore/film/the-rescuers-down-under/

Longform breakdown on Substack:
👉 https://substack.com/home/post/p-174649104

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A ★★ review of The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

Final rating: 2/5

Better to revisit The Secret of NIMH—Bluth already nailed this vibe. Or go enjoy Ratatouille if you want heart + rodent heroics done right.

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Okay, I’ll give Rescuers Down Under this:

Albatross Air? Genuinely funny.

The pun. The delivery. The busted runway.

It’s the first moment that actually made me chuckle.

If the rest of the movie had this kind of wit, I’d be way more on board.

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This runtime is gaslighting me.

The Rescuers Down Under clocks in at 1hr 17min and somehow feels twice as long.

Bernard lost the ring. I lost my will to finish.

It’s got mice, it’s got heart, it’s got adventure… allegedly. But none of it is clicking.

Ratatouille did the “empathetic rodent protagonist” miles better, and with food.

#AnimationFatigue #DisneyRenaissance #RescuersDownUnder #MouseFatigue

We’re only 12 minutes in and this thing is already dragging.

Runtime’s like 1hr 15min, but somehow it feels long.

So far? I’m hovering around a 2 out of 5—maybe a 3 if it sticks the landing (but I doubt it).

This might be the weakest of the Renaissance bunch.

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🧵 Film Review Series: Disney Renaissance – Day 2

Tonight we’re diving into The Rescuers Down Under (1990), the sequel to 1977’s The Rescuers — which, full confession, I’ve never seen.

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📢 Programming note:

Today’s #DisneyRenaissance deep dive on The Rescuers Down Under is postponed till tomorrow. Real life is precedent—moving day today.

Thanks for your patience, y’all. We’ll be back with golden eagles and outback action tomorrow. 🦅🇦🇺

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🧜🏽‍♀️ Substack Drop!

Today I rewatched The Little Mermaid — and dug deep.

It’s not just a coming-of-age story.
It’s a tale of assimilation, queerness, white saviors, and the price of a voice.

Ursula was right.
Ariel was punished for difference.
And the final song? It’s a lie.

New essay:
"Trading Soul for Silverware"
📝 https://wittgensteinsmonster.substack.com/p/trading-soul-for-silverware-the-tragic

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🧜🏽‍♀️ Trading Soul for Silverware: The Tragic Joy of The Little Mermaid

Beautiful animation, unforgettable music — and a devastating message hiding in plain sight

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