@impermanen_

😀

I wonder if this has ever happened to you... I know a guy who had an acreage on the main road, and he had a horse that would do this, lying flat out on one side in the sun. He constantly had people stopping and coming to the house to ask him if he knew his horse had died. He had to explain "He's not dead, he's just resting / lazy".

#DeadParrotSketch #MontyPython #ImNotDead #horse #lazy

Monty Python: The Parrot Sketch & The Lumberjack Song movie versions HQ

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#ThamesWater hopes to secure £3billion from creditors to keep it going until 2026

In return, Thames water wants to charge customers 53% more over the next 5 years

But #ofwat are saying 23% 🙄

A decision will be made this December

I wonder who will win

#deadparrotsketch

#NationaliseIt

This joke would be even funnier if it had more panels, one showing him buying it, another showing him taking it home... one more showing him killing it because it wouldn't repeat his bullshit and then trying to return it.

#DeadTwitterSketch
#DeadParrotSketch
#MontyPython
#ElonMuskIsACunt

Ik geloof dat nu bekend is welk soort #vogel het #Twitter-logo voorstelt: the norwegian #blue. #twitter #deadparrotsketch
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Elon Musk: Twitter rebranded as X as blue bird logo killed off

Elon Musk says "tweets" will become "x's" in the billionaire owner's latest change to the firm.

BBC News

Idk who made this. But 😂

#MontyPython #DeadParrotSketch #DeadTwitter

@SpockResists

I was only grudging participating in the #DeadParrotSketch - my other #SocialMedia is #DIscord (though I do keep in touch with some groups on #ZuckBook (mostly event tracking)).

I work in #TechEd and had the account and a #LinkedIn account to boost posts by folks on my team.

I understand I'm an #Outlier - I have always been, since I learned the term in 7th-grade health because my score was 30 points higher than the next score on the Red Cross test.