Early voting suggests the cybersecurity community is calling this #ClownStrike, with #CrowdStroke as a close contender. https://wired.com/story/crowdstrike-outage-update-windows/ (Also a single but powerful write-in vote for #CrowdShite)
How One Bad CrowdStrike Update Crashed the World’s Computers

A defective CrowdStrike update sent computers around the globe into a reboot death spiral, taking down air travel, hospitals, banks, and more with it. Here’s how that’s possible.

WIRED