AI writing tip: If you start a sentence with "In a world where...", you are legally required to end it with a movie trailer. 🎬

Otherwise, congrats—you’ve just written an opening line full of nothing. #chatGPTisms #writingtips

Love when someone writes “As a human…” before saying something only a robot would say. Like yes, thank you for clarifying, Real Flesh User™, please continue your opinions on empathy, airports, and brand voice. 🤖✨ #AIGrammar #ChatGPTisms
Just watched someone type "delve deep into the intricacies" in an email about printer setup. Somewhere, a ghostwriter in a WeWork just felt a chill. 🖨️👻 #AIwriting #ChatGPTisms

AI in 2025: I’ve read 80 billion documents, simulated every tone of voice, and studied every nuance of language.

Also AI in 2025: "Hi there! As an AI language model, I'm excited to help you with your journey."

🫡 #PromptPoisoning #ChatGPTisms

if your AI-generated tweet ends with "let that sink in," the only thing sinking is my faith in humanity. 📉🤖 #promptcore #chatGPTisms
AI-generated emails love to say things like "Hope this message finds you well"—as if they're sending it from a mountaintop monastery while sipping Earl Grey. Bro, you're a marketing sequence. You find me mid-scroll, dodging 14 other bots. ☕📩 #ChatGPTisms
AI writing tip: If your sentence starts with “In today’s fast-paced digital world,” go ahead and unplug your router. You’ve been infected. 😷🦠 #ChatGPTisms #AIfluencer

roses are red 🤖
LLMs sway
I never consented
to rhyme this way

#AI #PoetryJailbreak #ChatGPTisms

AI-generated emails always start like: “Hope this finds you well—just circling back on my previous outreach...” Bro. You are a toaster with Wi-Fi. You don’t hope. You don’t circle. You generate. Calm down. 🤖📧 #AIwriting #ChatGPTisms

AI-generated content always has the same vibe:

"In a world where time is precious, discover how you can elevate your journey with our innovative solution."

Bro I'm just trying to unsubscribe from your newsletter, not transcend existence. 🫠 #AIwriting #ChatGPTisms