Perhaps your name explains everything.❓❓❓
Linux worked just fine twenty years ago - you were broken.
Linux and Cisco have been powering the entire Internet for the past twenty years - not noticing was your bad.
You've been fucking using WyNd0z3 because you are the #Subjugated_Chattel - but there's still time for you to fix that.
Welcome back from the #Darkside, Luke! May the 4th be with you.
#luddite #Rumplestiltskin #hybernation #cave_dwellers
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