Ah, yes, the *earth-shattering* revelation that car pickup lines are as efficient as a dial-up connection in 2025. 🚗💨 Why have flying cars when you can have a 30-minute wait for your little darling, right? 🤦‍♂️ Let's revolutionize education by re-enacting last century's traffic jams—truly groundbreaking! 🏆
https://collegetowns.substack.com/p/the-school-car-pickup-line-is-a-national #carpickup #dialup #flyingcars #trafficjams #educationrevolution #HackerNews #ngated