“Cargo pants look dumb,” they said.
“You look like some douchey dudebro,” they said.
“Pfft! Who still wears THOSE?” they said.

Yeah, well, who’s been wearing cargo shorts for decades, and just walked out of Costco comfortably carrying two drinks because he had two hotdogs in his cargo shorts pocket LIKE A BOSS?

THIS guy.

#cargoshortsFTW
#cargoshortslife