It is your friend, your partner, your defender, your hockey stick. It will be yours, faithful and true, to the last whack of its shaft. You owe it to be worthy of such a flex rating. No two-handers in retaliation.
This composite beauty will hook and slash the meanest of opponents, and feed my colossal ego with mystifying moves,amazing accuracy, the occasional top shelfer and the odd dippity-do.
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Our dance instructor called us show ponies during bump and grind class. She wasn't wrong either. All four of us have done striptease in front of hundreds of people.

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Nothing like a good dance class to remind me of just how out of shape I am. My hips don't lie, they just cry.

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