What. A. Day.

Yesterday at BSidesNewcastle I started out working check-in for the first three hours, happily scanning badges and saying hi to everyone rolling in. Easy start, right? Except… at 10am, one of the other organizers casually asks, “Are you ready for your 12:30?”

Wait. My WHAT?! 😳

Apparently, I was scheduled to give my brand-new talk “Going Solo: Thriving as a Single Professional in Cybersecurity” at 12:30. No slides. No deck. No practice run. Cue me checking people in while feverishly building a presentation on my laptop. By 11:30 I had something stitched together, plugged in at 12:30 sharp, and… walked into a PACKED room. People sitting on the floor. No one left. I got emotional a few times, but at the end, so many came up to thank me. Honestly? It was overwhelming in the best way.

Then at 5pm, I closed out the day with my scheduled locknote on Cloud Misconfigurations. Smooth, fun, and the perfect way to wrap up.

BSides Newcastle—thank you. For the friends, the hugs, the chaos, the love, and the reminder that sometimes the best talks are the ones you didn’t know you were giving. 🦩

And @sashatheflamingo had an amazing day, giving out new stickers, making new friends and giving away baby flamingos at the end. She of course is the rock star, I'm just her handler.

#BSidesNewcastle #BSidesNCL #BSidesChicago #FlamingoUprising #CyberSecurity

Hanging at #BSidesNCL

From Kirkland to Edmonton to Newcastle… @sashatheflamingo and I are on the move!

This week I’m pulling double duty as photographer at work in Kirkland, then hopping up north for @bsidesedmonton on Saturday, and the week after it’s all about #BSidesNCL !!

Sasha’s suitcase is already full of stickers, flamingo coins, and maybe a lockpick or two 🦩🔑

Meanwhile, back home in Chicago, the Flamingo Uprising never sleeps — new announcements for #BSidesChicago 2025 are dropping this week! (Workshops, scavenger hunt updates, and maybe a surprise or two 👀).

Wherever we fly, community is what makes it all worth it. Can’t wait to share what’s next. Stay tuned, flock!

#FlamingoUprising #cybersecurity #infosec

OMG! I was swabbed at Heathrow!! They said I looked suspicious! What an experience. I never been swabbed before! #FlamingosInCyber #SashaTheFlamingo #swabbed #bsideschicago #BSidesNCL
My feathers are wet. It seems to rain a lot here in London. Still having fun before heading to @bsidesncl Thursday. Oh and all the notices for @bsideschicago have been sent! #bsideschicago #BSidesNCL

Awesome talk alert! Who dis?

Ah it's Rosie Anderson at #BSidesNCL

Head to https://youtu.be/vFPeKy1_APY now!

BSidesNCL (Newcastle) 2022 - Main Stage

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A few of you have asked if there was a recording of the #BSidesNCL session and they've just uploaded it!

Hope you like it!

https://youtu.be/MtchN2rGQf8

ShoDAN, Featuring Lisa Forte by Lisa Forte,Dan Card and Dan Conn

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My first virtual panel done, including my tin foil hat entry for #bsidesncl 🎉😂

Was so nervous but thanks to Lisa Forte, Dan Card and Sam Humphries for bearing with me!

Was so much fun and looking forward to a pint with ya'll soon, in the interests of unwinding! 🙌

Great talk from Mike Johnson at #BSidesNCL

It's all kicking off at #bsidesncl

Get those tin foil hats ready, and if you're not there then join the virtual track here!

youtu.be/MJ-2uas2l6M