🎀🗺️ Guten Tag from Luxembourg! 🩰

Your favorite Dancing Flamingo has officially landed in the Grand Duchy! 🦩✨ I’m here strutting my sparkly stuff and spreading BSides joy with every pink pirouette. If you see me around @BSidesLuxembourg don’t be shy—say hi, snap a pic, and show me your badges. 💃🎟️

Security might be serious, but I’m not. 💋
#BSidesLuxembourg #CyberSecurity

🦩💻✨ Homelabs Just Got Sassier ✨💻🦩

Hi hi, it’s me—Sasha the Flamingo, resident homelab hacker and surveillance sorceress.

You know how most people build a humble little lab with a router and maybe a VM or two?

Well. I may have gone full flamboyance with it.

I just added not one, but TWO AI-powered nodes to my homelab talk, and let me tell you—they’re fabulous:

🎥 SashaCam 5000 – A Raspberry Pi 5 with night vision, a Hailo-8 AI hat, and a USB camera that detects intruders and cats in real time. It logs, it snapshots, it even side-eyes suspicious activity at 2am.

🧠 FlamingoSec IDS+LLM Rig – Another Pi 5 with NVMe SSDs and a Coral USB accelerator running Suricata, forwarding logs to Wazuh, and summarizing alerts with a local LLM. It’s like having a tiny SOC that never sleeps… but in hot pink.

No cloud. No license fees. Just open source, smart birds, and slightly overcaffeinated engineering.

Adding both of these to my homelab presentation to show that you don’t need a rack of servers to build something powerful, weird, and downright useful.

Stay tuned. Things are about to get very… feathered.

— Sasha 🦩🔐💾

#homelab #cybersecurity #ai #raspberrypi #infosec #wazuh #suricata @rnbwkat

🦩💻 SashAlert! 🛠️✨

Hey workshop wizards and command-line conjurers — BSidesChicago 2025 is calling for your hands-on brilliance! Want to teach folks how to break things, fix things, or build sneaky things in a lab setting? This is your moment to shine AND maybe make me, Sasha the Dancing Flamingo, twirl with delight.

If your workshop helps people learn by doing — not just listening — submit it here:
👉 https://sessionize.com/bsideschicago-2025/

We’ve got the space. We’ve got the power strips. All we’re missing is your creative chaos. Let's gooooo! 💥🧠🦩

PS - don't forgget, I have a webpage now - sashatheflamingo.xyz

#BSidesChicago #Cybersecurity #InfosecWorkshops @bsideschicago #SashaSaysSubmit

💗🦩 Helloooo Buffalo! 💗🦩

Sasha here, reporting live from BSidesBuffalo where the air is electric, the hackers are friendly, and my feathers are flawless.✨ I’ve already spotted some shiny badges, mysterious stickers, and more black hoodies than I can count.

I’m here to network, strut, and maybe photobomb a few talks (especially one about honeypots that sounds suspiciously familiar…). 🪤💻

If you see a flamingo dancing through the hallway—don’t panic. Just say hi and maybe offer a sticker or snack. 💃💾

#BSidesBuffalo #SashaOnTheScene #HoneypotsAndHighHeels #FlamingoOnAMission