Yes, **I** am Alpharius!

Every good Space Marine has a copy of Gorillaman's Little Blueberry Book!

You can tell this is an illusion of the Dark Gods because Big E is pretending to care about one of his sons

And RIGHTLY SO

Big E offering advice in the WAR AGAINST ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE

Big E offering advice in the WAR AGAINST ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE

Sangui-loss

Big E about to start the Great Crusade

I uh, I can handle this. Just... let me open up the manual...

I wanna be chosen! Make me one of the thousand!