this is a #benBubble
c.f. #beigeBubble
this is a #benBubble
c.f. #beigeBubble

Attached: 1 image @Alice I don’t know what a BeigeBubble™️ is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. @theropologist
this is a one man #BeigeBubble

Attached: 1 image @Alice I don’t know what a BeigeBubble™️ is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. @theropologist
Hello there and welcome new #BeigeParty goers!!!
If you will please go to the room on the right. There you will be issued your new Beige Party robe and alms bowl.
https://beige.party/@WrenArcher/112038839682594954
After that, there is an introduction video and a quick meet and greet with our benevolent leader @theropologist (psst... don't look directly at him)
After that, you'll be issued a box of Chiclets by @LoganFive . Sales go toward our daily ration of gruel and keeping our servers from experiencing another #BeigeBubble™ where we become isolated from the Fediverse.
https://beige.party/@Alice/111112601007755539
@Alice will give a quick class on meditation https://beige.party/@Alice/112236029968695196
Thank you for joining our cul...
um... our instance.
This is totally NOT a cult.
But please do sell as many Chiclets as you can. You can shave your head with a little pony tail on top if you like.
Beige Bless 
BlinkBlinkBlink Blihhhnk Blihhhhnk Blihhhnk BlinkBlinkBlink *whispers* can anybody see me? *white van rolls up and pulls Wren inside* Ooof! *muffled yells and thuds against van* *Wren is tossed out onto the sidewalk wearing beige robes holding a bowl full of Chiclets to sell. Hello good sir. Alms for a Beige Party devotee on her anniversary? *Wren turns slowly and deadpan looks at the camera* I was blinking S-O-S your sorry sods. #BeigeParty!!! #Mastoversary