A gentle walk into the office. Strange to see so many lights on. Could this be all those who laughed at me always being in to work so early, now realising how much more they can do, and how much better the free time is in the evenings?

And why does the autocorrect on my smartphone keep on putting apostrophies in the wrong words, and changing some words to others?

Leave me alone! I can do my own corrections.

#life #work #leisure #autocorrectfail

Dear phone,

it is indeed *much more likely* that I try to write "ABS" than "and".

I mean, one of these words is among the ten most frequently used words in English. So obviously, I must be using the other one.

With love ABS hope,
Olga
#zipf #wordfrequency #autocorrectfail

Typfoutjes? Houd je vast! 🤯

Op deze dag in 2026 zorgde een overenthousiaste AI-update voor een nationale autocorrect-chaos. 'Frikandelbroodje' werd spontaan 'frisdrankbroekje'.

Welke bizarre blunder maakte jouw telefoon toen? ✍️

#AutocorrectFail #TechHumor

@RitaWerner "grow a pine in the dress Hammers" 🫣
#AutocorrectFail
@Natasha_Jay "anxiety cannons"? 😉
#AutocorrectFail

#AutocorrectFail:

“Can get you a lemonade if you want” -> “Can get you eliminated if you want”

Most ironic if sometimes apt #autocorrectfail this morning. Writing a message to a friend also at a convention.

Autocorrect “fixed” - “explore the dealers”(as in dealers room” to

“explore the sewers”

Which while perhaps apt not a phrase I typically message friends about at 8am in the morning

I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.

The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.

#Autocorrect #AutocorrectFail

@Linux Well, there's your problem: you can't move flowers with fediverse alone 💐

#AutocorrectFail

After this autocarrot failure my friend reckons it has a right-wing bias 😆

#AutocorrectFail