"Facts" I "learned" at the #Pittsburgh #WitchesBall:
* The Founding Fathers were both atheists & deists.
* Separation of church & state is guaranteed by the 13th Amendment.
* Cell phones are magic because they have crystals & minerals in them.
* We know that the Egyptians had electric lights because if you go down deep enough in the pyramids, the air is too thin to light a torch.
* We also know the Egyptians sailed around the world. In boats, even. We know this because...?
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