Gave Benson a sponge bath in the kitchen while I was in a slack huddle with my team.
I went to clean his butt and he instantly clenched, sat down, and then went on a giant zoomie, making the bar cart rattle, running into the plants, and making the dishes cupboard shake like an earthquake.
He makes me laugh so much.
Benson loves being a clean boi but he does not like having his butt touched!