Aghh!
Wife has come home from her birthday meetup with one of those metalised helium balloons.
I frikking hate balloons with a visceral passion.
These particularly balloons are even worse (let alone the environmental side of things).
It's not a phobia but I just do not want to be around balloons at all, ever. Just No.
(And I'm not sure why, but it started when I was severely depressed and had dreadful anxiety).