@mmiasma

Fuck Tesla with something sharp and spiky, right up the jacksie. Bloody #WankPanzers!

"Weight tax for SUVs now on the table for Budget 2026"

I'll believe it when I see it

https://archive.fo/ZARjz

#BanSUVs #Wankpanzers

I heard that Grok has just launched Operation Barbarossa with a bunch of wankpanzers in support ...

#Grok #wankpanzers

#NoKings or at least nearby: a cool sunring that happened to be visible while I was there.

Oh, and the one class of people whom I saw who were uniformly grumpy (and who did not honk)? Cybertruck drivers. It’s the bay area, there are a fair number of #wankpanzers around, and those drivers were … not happy 😝

5/5

The trade-in loss on a Cybertruck is even more expensive than full-body white-supremacist tattoo removal β€” just to pick a random comparison.

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https://techcrunch.com/2025/05/25/tesla-opened-cybertruck-trade-ins-and-the-numbers-arent-pretty/

#Swasticars #Wankpanzers #Tesla #Racism #Racist #Antiracism #HalfHeartedFanatic

Tesla opened Cybertruck trade-ins, and the numbers aren’t pretty | TechCrunch

Per Inside EVs, Cybertruck owners are now allowed by Tesla to trade in their cars for the first time since they hit the market – but they'll incur a heavy

TechCrunch

@FantasticalEconomics

#Wankpanzers are useful as a canvas for graffiti.

Full on off road mode!
#wankpanzers
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Empathy is a great threat to Elon's world. A boycott is another.

#Wankpanzers are garbage bins.
#Swasticars are rotten lemons.

not yet...

Musk declares that Mars is "the perfect storage place for my millions of excess #WankPanzers aka #TeslaCybertrucks. Oh, and I hereby declare Mars a Tesla asset."

He added that the Mars Meme Coin will go on sale this Friday.