Saw an #incelcamino whilst out and about today that had a license plate that read "CY3RPNK".

Da fuq is a "cyerpunk"?

I mean, it's already lame enough having a "cyberpunk" vanity plate on the least cyberpunk vehicle out there, but to miss the mark that badly just reeks of trying too damn hard and falling woefully short of the goal. The overwhelming irony of some moron trying really hard to make his "cybertruck" scream how much of a "cyberpunk" he is (because you KNOW it was a dude that owned it) and failing so miserably on both counts just made my brain physically ache with the incongruity of it all.

I'm sure that "CYBRPNK" was already taken, but how about "CIBRPNK" or "C1BRPNK" if you really want it. Or even go international and try "KYBRPNK" maybe. But "CY3RPNK"??? No actual cyberpunk is gonna see that "3" as a "B", gonk.

Dumbfuck idiots, these Tesla owners.

Oh, and did I mention that there were TWO of these #swasticars right next to each other? One to burn out the retinas of each eye. At least the other one had the decorum to have a normal license plate...  

@fname
Underwater seems to be an ongoing thing with the #swasticars #wankpanzer
@Kierkegaanks @Gustodon

@newsguyusa

Perhaps because robots will be sold to corporations that can be more easily sucked in (or perhaps programmed to grab black and brown people and be sold to ICE) than consumers can be convinced to buy #Swasticars

@tagesschau

Der wahre Skandal ist dass die überhaupt noch ihre #Swasticars und #Wankpanzer verkaufen.

Ich würde mir eher eine Hand abhacken.

@bytebro

It's still #NewsThump, for now.

But … well … that's no guarantee any more:

https://mastodon.scot/@JdeBP/114279422672970659

@cstross
#satire #Twitter #SwastiCars

Aquest article de @Reuters es antic, descriu la falta de privacitat amb les càmeres internes de fEsla.

https://www.reuters.com/technology/tesla-workers-shared-sensitive-images-recorded-by-customer-cars-2023-04-06/

Tenint en consideració que encara no s'ha parat grok i xitter a Europa.

Per què la gent compra #swasticars?

Tesla workers shared sensitive images recorded by customer cars

Tesla Inc assures its millions of electric car owners that their privacy “is and will always be enormously important to us.” The cameras it builds <a href="https://www.reuters.com/legal/elon-musks-2018-tweet-tesla-union-campaign-illegal-us-court-rules-2023-03-31/" target="_blank">into vehicles</a> to assist driving, it notes on its website, are “designed from the ground up to protect your privacy.”

Reuters

@alexduran sisplau els vehicles de fElomasque no representen els vehicles elèctrics.

Per impulsar #independèndiaenergètica n'hi han més marques

No a els #swasticars

Tesla's stock valuation is based on ever increasing sales of its products which are overwhelmingly dependent on EV sales. Now, its EV sales are decreasing year over year not just in the US, but in Europe and probably China. It is really time for investors to sell. As it sinks I'lI feel a bit badly for small investors who will be burned, but not too badly as they were investing in #SwastiCars #Tesla

https://electrek.co/2026/01/05/tesla-squeezed-by-competition-in-china-confirms-first-year-sales-decline/

Tesla is starting to get squeezed by competition in China, confirms first year of sales decline

We finally have the full picture for Tesla’s 2025 out of Giga Shanghai, and while the headline wholesale numbers look...

Electrek