"Today is May 30th, 2024!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 336 - Sériàlle, Episode 4, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #JordanHoffman

"I'm not sure if there's room in your apartment for a Switch." - AARON COUCH, 316 - The Internship, Part 3: The Interviews, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalAaronDay #AaronCouch

"I'm on NPR." - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 158, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalPublicRadioDay #BrianThompson

"I have never visited the state of South Dakota!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 266, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalSouthDakotaDay #BrianThompson

"Did you steal a DVD of Willow from my local public library?" - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 39, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #ThankYouForLibrariesDay #BrianThompson

"I do strive to tell the truth, in all matters, especially matters related to McDonald's Pizza, and whatever happened to it, etc." - BRIAN THOMPSON, 367 - Group Chat, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #McDonaldsDay #BrianThompson

"Yes, whoever stole that DVD of Willow from my local public library is out there right now." - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 40, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalLibraryDay #BrianThompson

"I thought that Jesus had to do it himself." - BRIAN THOMPSON, 328 - Chicken Pizza Blessing, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #Easter #Easter2026 #EasterSunday #BrianThompson

"Oh, okay." - KRAFT CUSTOMER SUPPORT, 360 - Altoona-Style Pizza, Part 3, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #OKDay

"HIS NAME IS ROBERT MUELLER." - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 111, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #BrianThompson