"Yes, whoever stole that DVD of Willow from my local public library is out there right now." - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 40, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalLibraryDay #BrianThompson

"I thought that Jesus had to do it himself." - BRIAN THOMPSON, 328 - Chicken Pizza Blessing, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #Easter #Easter2026 #EasterSunday #BrianThompson

"Oh, okay." - KRAFT CUSTOMER SUPPORT, 360 - Altoona-Style Pizza, Part 3, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #OKDay

"HIS NAME IS ROBERT MUELLER." - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 111, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #BrianThompson

"I needed a building to sleep within!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 376 - A Windfall, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #WorldSleepDay #BrianThompson

"Now, it would be inconceivable to purchase a McMuffin® from anywhere other than McDonald's!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 247, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalEggMcMuffinDay #BrianThompson

"I'm your host, Brian Thompson!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 291 - Ending Child Labor at McDonald's, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #BrianThompson

"I'm located in Los Angeles, California!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 87, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalCaliforniaDay #BrianThompson

"McDonald's did indeed serve pizza, and one day, like Jesus Ben-David returning from death, the crust will rise again!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 329 - Easter Egg Hunt, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #BrianThompson

"Do you have pizza-related fabrics?" - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 214, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalPizzaDay #BrianThompson