"Sam Breakstone also made the donuts!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 9/29/25-10/5/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalDonutDay #JordanHoffman

"Today is May 30th, 2024!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 336 - Sériàlle, Episode 4, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #JordanHoffman

"We call them 'hamburger sandwiches.'" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 2001: A Space Odyssey with Jordan Hoffman, Blank Check with Griffin & David #BlankCheck #BlankCheckPod #NationalHamburgerDay #JordanHoffman

"I am Billy Joel agnostic." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 12/8/25-12/14/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #HappyBirthdayBillyJoel #BillyJoel #JordanHoffman

"Batman Beyond is in the year 2039!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 10/30/25-11/5/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalSuperheroDay #JordanHoffman

"She's on the phone." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 12/22/25-1/1/26, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalTelephoneDay #JordanHoffman

"One time, I was at the library!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 2/2/26-2/9/26, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalLibraryDay #JordanHoffman

"Society was weird." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 10/30/25-11/5/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #JordanHoffman

"I can fall asleep on my back!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 11/20/25-11/24/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #WorldSleepDay #JordanHoffman

"And he's at the dentist." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 9/22/25-9/28/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalDentistDay #JordanHoffman