"I can fall asleep on my back!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 11/20/25-11/24/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #WorldSleepDay #JordanHoffman
"And he's at the dentist." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 9/22/25-9/28/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalDentistDay #JordanHoffman
"He also is Skeletor!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 2/2/26-2/9/26, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #StSkeletorsDay #JordanHoffman
"I had my pizzas." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 9/22/25-9/28/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalPizzaDay #JordanHoffman
"Is it your own farts?" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 12/8/25-12/14/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalFartDay #JordanHoffman
"I'm intrigued." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 9/29/25-10/5/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #JordanHoffman
"I went and took a big dump!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 1/12/26-1/21/26, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #JordanHoffman
"When you smell your own farts, it's not THAT disgusting!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 12/8/25-12/14/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalPassGasDay #JordanHoffman
"It was January 6th, 2021, the day of the attack on the Capitol." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 11/20/25-11/24/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #JordanHoffman
"It is 2025 right now!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 9/22/25-9/28/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #JordanHoffman