Note to self: /r/MouseReview (and pretty much every single computer peripheral subreddit that isn’t /r/MK) is completely fucking useless if you ask anything besides “which #mouse let’s me touch the most #VivianJames???????”

It should not be any more difficult to give advice on #verticalMice than on the best wireless gaming mouse. It’s not like the #Monitors subreddit is any better: “how do I get good at #CSGo????? Where are my #144Hz????”