Please allow me to share my greatest accomplishment of 2026: Peter Rose invited me to discuss VelociPastor on the Movies Minus 10 podcast! After you listen to the episode, please tell me what dinosaur you wish you could transform into after coming in contact with a magical relic.
https://shows.acast.com/movies-minus-10/episodes/velocipastor-review
Velocipastor 2 trailer is out! Let's go!!!!
It seems that @SmudgeTheInsultCat posted this as a challenge.
And it was, in fact, good 🙌
While I'm talking about #VelociPastor, I would be remiss if I left out one of the reviews that tells you it's The Greatest Story Ever Told™ - the dialogue.
Sayeth the review: " "We'll pick you up after priest college," is probably the greatest line in the movie. I give major respect to a film that does not make any attempt to do research into things are referencing."
And of course, it has an awesome soundtrack. This song by Math the Band figures prominently...
Still one of my favorite horrible movies with a great soundtrack!
Holy shit, look what movie I found out exists. The #Velocipastor
YT: https://youtu.be/JppwKpfOgyo?feature=shared
Piped: https://piped.video/watch?v=JppwKpfOgyo&t=7
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