A man walks up to another man. He says, "Hey, I'm going to tell you something that will blow your bollocks off!". The other man says, "I've already heard it"! #HereAllWeek #TryTheQuiche #PassMyHat
@bloodravenlib Reminds me of the time an 87-year-old man streaked naked through the local flower show, but he won first prize for "Best dried arrangement". #BadumTish #HereAllWeek #TryTheQuiche
@begamit I saw a joke about 10 years ago on FB: The waiter goes up to the dining couple and asks "Is everything alright with your meal?". The couple say "Yes, why do you ask?". The waiter replies "Well, you've not uploaded any pictures of it to Instagram!"
#CrapDelivery #HereAllWeek #TryTheQuiche