@Irenetherogue Yeah. I gather someone tried a flood, but that god was too dumb to consider the possibility of people building boats. or moving to high ground.
Now, I have to do some breakdancing, because god moves in mysterious ways... #badumtish

@thurrott
Well, if it leaks - why would you buy it?
Wouldn't it make a mess inside your computer? …
#baDumTish #dadJoke #grandDadJoke

@girlabtvillage The tory candidate in my constituency is named "Cocking". Nigel farage's last name sounds like the Malay word for "Vagina". It seems the political right are all cocks and c**ts. #BadumTISH

@bloodravenlib Reminds me of the time an 87-year-old man streaked naked through the local flower show, but he won first prize for "Best dried arrangement". #BadumTish #HereAllWeek #TryTheQuiche

@MonotoneofBill 🤔 #BadumTISH