the fork was invented by james fork who made a mistake while carving a spoon #TruthNuke #RealHistoryFacts #LiberalsDenyThis

Big Walnut wants u to eat their bland product so they can hoard macadamias to themselves, don't fall for it! 😡​ #NutWatch #TruthNuke

all of those warnings on electricity substations are put there to distract you from all the delicious electricity, they keep the premium shit in there, tastes like an angel pissed on your tongue #Electricity #Facts #TruthNuke #WarningOrSuggestion #WakeUpSheeple

i don't believe that princess toadstool baked that cake herself #TruthNuke

if a sea anemone hates you they consider you their sea anenemy #TruthNuke

no one tells you this when you watch Smokey & The Bandit (1977) but when Sally Field farted in those white trousers, it made the laces of her shoes flap like a windsock #TruthNuke

the reason they hired ben affleck and not matt damon is because matt insisted the character be called mattman and everyone was tired of his shit so they cast the lesser actor #truthnuke

I'm going to listen to music and draw #truthnuke