Mastodawn

Did you know that Africa is so large you can fit every country from Africa in it?

@Foxytosin All wave pools should use salt water. #trufax

@keirFox You have the most boopable nose in the history of boopable noses. #TruFax

#trufax The carabiner clip was invented by snack-loving Germans to securely carry big-ass bakery pretzels up the mountain.

Now salagadoola means menchicka boolaroo
But the thingamabob that does the job is
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

My office in San Diego is off of Womble Rd. #TruFax

@timrichards fun fact - the steam is why they call it hiss-story. Before then it was just 'story' #trufax

Menswe@r invented the @ symbol #trufax #totp #probably