https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2025/7/1/deadly-daphnes-revenge-1987 July begins with a bunch of sleaze, straight from Troma. And I know you expect that sort of thing, but Deadly Daphne's Revenge still left me feeling dirty. But check out all my thoughts at the link

Some good news to distract you from… (gestures wildly) all of this.

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3851135/cineverse-saves-the-toxic-avenger-remake-with-unrated-theatrical-release-later-this-year/

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I watched ‘WAITRESS!’ for the #MBMC and I think it’s less a movie and more of a series of set pieces that set up dumb jokes, one-liners and visual gags. Like bad SNL with ADD. The main plot centers around a restaurant and the waitresses that work there, but it’s all over the place. One waitress is a spoiled rich kid, one’s an aspiring actress, blah blah blah. There isn’t really anything new or even funny about this movie, which made it (yawn) boring as fuck. I always say the only BAD movie is a boring movie and that’s exactly what this was. 🤮

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I watched ‘TALES FROM THE CRAPPER’ for the #MBMC and while the main story of this portmanteau film was chock full of awesome cameos from everyone from James Gunn, to Eli Roth to Ron Jeremy and the South Park guys, I’ll just say that some stories were better than others. The first story had a homeless guy murdered by his own dismembered ejaculating erection and it all went downhill from there. One very funny aspect of this film was ‘Boner-Vision’ which would flash boobs on the screen if the story goes too long without them. I guess to keep you hard if you’re masturbating, or whatever. Yeah, real high brow stuff here. 😅

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Most of you know, I'm on a personal journey watching as many #TROMA movies as I can watch for free and this video breaks down the TOP 20 movies from the studio (TEN in-house and TEN out-house). 🤮

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itR1svEQ9Jc

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I watched ‘THEY CALL ME MACHO WOMAN!’ for the #MBMC and I’d say the majority of this movie is her running through the forest being chased by assholes. She has a couple of cool moments, one where she jams a branch into a guy’s ear, but she mostly just the damsel in distress with no one to save her for most of the film. Lucky for her, she’s up against the dumbest criminals in a movie. They try to rape her, she kills them and runs away, then more come and find the body that was clearly trying to rape her and what do they do? If one of them finds her, they try to rape her again. She swings wildly back and forth from totally helpless to a badass and that lack of consistency provides the most laughs. By the end of the movie, she's fuckin' RAMBO. Overall, it’s just one of those movies that is mostly stupid with a few good moments.

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This evening's #Halloween season viewing: diving into some delightful trash with Troma Films, and Monster in the Closet. Saving Toxic Avenger for later viewing!

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