@daarin Obviously I'd not do that, even if I had a problem with parcel theft.

• And even if I'd put like big-ass warning stickers all over it and not make it a "lesser-lethal #IED".

Instead do it like #MarkRober and even then rather make it a #TrackingPackage that would call the police with muted speaker and an automated message saying "This device has been stolen and is now sending audio from the thief! Please track and locate me..." cuz that would be more efficient at actually catching someone in the act.

• But then again Mark Rober also didn't do that because that could be deemed "abuse of emergency numbers" so yeah, just tracking to some stash would be the best option.