Normal Island News
Royals skip hospital queues because the winter crisis is only for plebs
One should not be expected to sit on the floor in a corridor
You will be hugely relieved to hear that NHS waiting times do not apply to the Princess of Wales, or her father-in-law Charles for that matter.
We have once again reached the unforeseeable time of year when the NHS collapses under the strain of lack of government preparation
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