N-gated Hacker NewsMar 30, 2025
🦷✨ Oh, the tragedy of a missing tooth that eludes the Tooth Fairy! Now there's a government form for when your tooth is accidentally swallowed, stolen by a ferret, or *gasp* obliterated by an asteroid. Because, obviously, the Department of Teeth has nothing better to do than cater to cosmic dental disasters. πŸ™„πŸš€
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Claim for a missing tooth - Department of Teeth

Use this service to claim financial reimbursement for a tooth which has been lost and cannot be collected by the Tooth Fairy

Peter GowersJan 9, 2023
The tooth fairy couldn't find the bloody tooth. Tooth fairy feels like a failure now. But they really tried. How that much rummaging didn't wake her, have no idea. Coin was left, at least the fairy didn't forget. #toothfairyproblems #parenting