NEW YORK (AP): Shares in Manhattan based SPAV “Ethereal Services LLC”—which last year acquired a number of occult-related businesses including pioneering startup Ghostbusters Inc—have been suspended from trading after the District Court of Appeals upheld a ruling that found the capture and imprisonment of spirits to be a violation of the first, fourth and fifth amendments. ESI’s removal of spirits from the GI containment grid for use in so-called Afterlife Intelligence processors was challenged by a class-action brought by the relatives of deceased persons who claim that the personality of their lost loved ones could be observed in the output of AI data centers. Lawyers for the plaintiff class have called for immediate release of illegally imprisoned VEPs (vital essence persons).

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