Linkedin be like, "Oh no, you blocked our fingerprinting script with an extension too bad our entire website will refuse to load other scripts unless you whitelist us 😌"

#linkedin #enshittification #privacy
#thisjusthappened

Auf YouTube wird mir nach Jahren wieder ein lustiges Video vorgeschlagen, was ich schon mal gesehen habe. In der Kommentarspalte ist ein Kommentar, der mich so zum Lachen bringt, dass ich ihn Like.

Der Kommentar war von mir selbst…
#ThisJustHappened

"So Dean, they've arranged for you to do a talk for the European commission"

"...sorry, what?"

"But they need the subject, title, and blurb by tomorrow"

"...title of what now?"

"The talk for the European Commission"

"...what talk?"

"The one you're doing"

#ThisJustHappened

in today's episode of "how i nearly killed myself just now", our hero was in the shower when, all of a sudden, water shot up his nose and down his esophagus, causing him to choke for about 20 seconds and cough for the next 10 minutes. legend has it, he's still coughing to this day.

#ThisJustHappened #fml

you know you're really enjoying a show when you're watching an episode and the connection starts blinking five minutes from the end of the episode, and your immediate reaction is to yell "oh, COME ON!" at your tv screen. #ThisJustHappened
love how the cashiers at bookstores greet you with "just this today?" like the fact that you're walking out of the store with one book rather than a bag full of them is absolutely mind-blowing. 😂 #ThisJustHappened
trying to sing queen's "don't stop me now" with a mouthful of spaghetti in your mouth is... quite the thing. #ThisJustHappened

*after watching spider-man NWH*

my brother: how did anyone like this movie?!?!

me: i... do not know.

#ThisJustHappened #SorryIGuess