#Marriage #Bread #EggSandwich #ThingsWivesSay

After 39 years of marriage (yesterday) it's nice I can still crack up when I hear things like this, as she's making herself an egg sandwich:

"This new bread is unfoldyoverable."

I will now use that word whenever it's appropriate.

So it turns out, "If you want, leave the washing up for me, I'll do it when I get back". Actually means, "Make sure the washing up is done before I get back".

And I'm meant to know this.

#thingswivessay